It’s Extra Nate. The sad blog that now is without images. Tens if not twenties of spicy memes, gone.
You see, readers, we have an iron-clad contract. I write a blog loosely related to a book or I have to run a mile for every blog I didn’t do. It’s not a perfect system, but we work every day towards making it a better than the day before. Goddamnit, this is the greatest country blog on the face of this Earth and I am honored and thrilled to wake up every morning and call myself your president of this great American country Nate.
I thought that all the images being destroyed in what I can only assume is like… some sort of blog-related digital fire? Like maybe a virus broke out and burned our blog to the ground? Or a digital blog-cow kicked over a lantern which lit a fire and, because we dump our garbage directly into the river, the river also lit on fire and then it hopped across the river and burned the other side of our blog to the ground. So, like Chicago (if you guessed Chicago, you get a Ben-rownie point) we’re going to rebuild better than ever. And also stop dumping our shit directly into the river.
Only we learned this wasn’t a random accident. No digital cow kicked over a lantern to unleash a virus and cause COVID-19 all over our blog. I think I lost the thread of this metaphor. No, Ben has admitted it was HE WHO WOULD BE THE ONE WHO IS AT FAULT! Yes, Ben uploaded a table which then proceeded to brick the website. That’s a thing that happens to websites right? Even though it’s not a physical object? It hosed it, as Ben said. It unleashed a torent of water all over our blog and washed it all away. He was able to save the text but… he wasn’t able to get the images.
Because this is all Ben’s fault, 100%, unequivocally, because we used his words against him in a court of law. I think maybe he should run a mile. I was going to say a mile for every blog that lost its memes but I’m not that cruel. Plus he wouldn’t do that. But he just might run a mile for his pennance. I think he should. I think anyone who is reading this should ALSO tell him to run a mile until he does.
I’d close out with a meme. Obviously I’m too afraid to do that. Ben has destroyed this blog’s innocence. Also I’m lazy. It’s mostly the laziness. Pretend there’s a meme here.